Tonight was Ladies Night at the Vanilla Unicorn (VU) and we made it our intention to prove that fine ass men aren't to be admired ONLY by the ladies. Dressed down for a day off, Z and I took Patricia over to Strawberry Avenue, found adequate parking, and after a quick pat-down headed inside.
A number of dancers were performing tonight, including favorites like Jeb, Gary, and Travis. The neon lights and the music set the mood for some fun, and a bartender helped us with a few drinks-- a Cherry Popper and a Manhattan, specifically. Suddenly, in the middle of everyone's fun, one of the other male customers dropped his pants and took a shit on the floor before fleeing the club.
The tables and booths cleared out immediately from the smell, nearly ruining a perfect night down at the VU. The culprit, thankfully, wasn't too hard to pinpoint as he literally posted an Ad stating that he would, in fact, take a shit anywhere for a price.
Overall, we'd give the night a 7 out of 10-- the drinks were a little pricey (but worth it), the entertainment was gorgeous... but the phantom pooper really brought it down. We'll catch you next time, VU! Cover photo by: Z Story by: Eighty-Six Photo of Jeb Miller from Jeb's Twitter
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