As most people know, clowns populate the city of Los Santos-- and I don't just mean politicians, but real face-painted, stripe-wearing clowns. One clown quite well known to the city is Daisy, and she lives near the pier in Los Santos. Now, much like bees, bears, and door-to-door salesmen, clowns also can smell fear and will act on it-- much like Viper Pride found out this evening when they came face to face with Daisy herself.
Viper gave us minute-to-minute updates via the bluebird of news (Twitter), frantically tweeting that Daisy was chasing her. In good jest (and since clowns enjoy jokes) I asked if Viper had told Daisy it was 'knife to meet her'.
Unfortunately, Daisy pulled a knife, a chainsaw, or an alleged hedge trimmer and continued to pursue Viper, with a few others asking if help was needed and where Viper's location was so they could render aid. At the last update, Viper Pride was safe and whole. Remember Los Santos- If you happen to run into Daisy or her boyfriend Bingo (or any other actual clowns), be sure you offer candy and don't run-- they smell fear.
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